We usually go out to lunch to a pub Walter Mittey's for lunch on Fridays. The thing about Walter Mittey's is that they have no consistency whatsoever. You could order chips 3 weeks in a row and get those ridge-ey oven chips one week, wedges the next and potatoes the next... I guess last week the guys got burgers and they received the smallest patties ever and a lecture from the waitress about 'knowing what they ordered'. So Sean and Francis decided that we'd all go to the Pizza Hut buffet lunch today.

So we did. There were a lot of fat people there. (Am I allowed to say that...?) And teenage boys.